March 13, 2011

Straight from the horse's Miss's Mouth

"Mama, do you know what wee-wee means?"
"Well, I think it means..."
"It means pee-pee in French!"

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"I love you more than the ocean, Mama!"

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After a friend heard Little Miss say this:
"In your face!! Peace out, yo!"

The friend told me:
"That's hilarious- I guess you don't have to worry 'til she says In your face, sucka!!"

To which Little Miss replied:
"In you face, LOLLIPOP!" (I seriously almost wee-wee'd on myself.)

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"Mom! Mom! Mom!" (puts hand up to her mouth) "I have to tell you something!"

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"Mom, what was your favorite part of today? Mine was..."


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"I'm going to dream about unicorns and mermaids, tonight...goodnight!"


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 "Mom? Do you still love me when your face turns red? Like...when you're mad?"



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"Look!! A Piggly Wiggly shirt!!!!"
(5 seconds later)
"Wiggly your Piggly!!!!!!!!!"

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"Mom, I want to go to Australia and steal back Papa...let's go."

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"Well...that lady was mean to me and you just need to karate chop her, Mama"

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*singing* "There was an old lady who swallowed a fly....I don't know why she swallowed the fly.....UGH!! I can't work under these conditions!!!!!"

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Oh, you just never know what my Little Miss will say. ;-)

1 comment:

  1. HAHHAHAHAHAHA I love the "UGH!! I can't work under these conditions!!!!!!" What a cutie!!!!

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